Ek dum Gareeb joke: Teacher to Boy: Nalayak, Class Mein Din Bhar Ladkiyon Ke Saath Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta Hai? Boy: Sir, Mein Buhut Garib Hu! Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi Hai!
Obama is simply surprised at India's PM: Jo Aadmi Pani Pi Ke Itna Bolta Hai Socho... Woh Daaru Pi Ke Kitna Bolega!
Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Chirag Mila Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya Zordaar Dhamaka Hua Aur Woh Mar Gaya. Moral: Alladin Ka Zamana Gaya! Lawaris Vastuon Se Door Raho Kuch Cheezien Aladdin Ki Nahin, Mujahideen Ki Bhi Ho Sakti Hein! Janhit Mein Jaari
Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member. Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!